Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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