I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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