I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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