I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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