My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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