Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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