Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.