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(540): View more from Virginia

I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes

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(662): View more from Mississippi

When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

So for us it's double that?

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Precisely.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet

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(970): View more from Colorado

Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty

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(614): View more from Ohio

i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.

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(408): View more from California

But college guys get to crossfade so there's that

(305): View more from Florida

No idea what that is

(408): View more from California

Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...

(305): View more from Florida

I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words

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(805): View more from California

Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.

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