bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.