This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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