i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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