so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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