i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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