You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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