i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Randomize
