You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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