last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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