Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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