Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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