So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
soo... how was my night?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
