Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She needs sedatives and a leash
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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