Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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