You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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