I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
