Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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