I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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