Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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