so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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