I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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