I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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