And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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