Me. At least after what I've been through.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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