I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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