if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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