Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you had me at cake vodka
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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