Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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