Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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