Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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