Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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