Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
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