apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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