You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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