"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
so much tequila, so little girl.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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