Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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