dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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