is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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