It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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