I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Randomize