It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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