forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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