Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
