I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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