I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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