i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
This house was built for laser tag.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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