im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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