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life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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(561): View more from Florida

he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.

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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"

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(314): View more from Missouri

Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause

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(818): View more from California

i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?

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