one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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