he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
As shirtless as possible
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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