who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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